Thursday, March 5, 2009

Relationship Bases... what are they?

Relationship Bases... what are they?

Question: What are the relationship bases?

Answer: From what I can gather, this changes from person to person, culture to culture, age group to age group, but the most common I found is the following:
  • First base = kissing, including open-mouth and french kissing
  • Second base = heavy petting and play above the waist, including touching, tickling, feeling, fondling, and caressing the chest, breast, and nipples. Copping a feel, above the waist.
  • Third base = petting/orally stimulating below the waist, touching, tickling, feeling, fondling, and caressing the vagina, clitoris, penis, and testicles. Handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, finger-banging, all fit in this category. Not sure if anal stimulation fits in here, or if that's third base and a half.
  • Home run = full sexual intercourse.
A funny base answer I found on my search for the truth:
  • First Base = Asking each other out.
  • Second Base = Saying Yes.
  • Third Base = The First Date.
  • Home Run = You both really like each other.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

MacGruber Theme Song Lyrics!

MacGruber Theme Song Lyrics!

macgruber in underwear

MacGruber, making life saving inventions out of household materials
MacGruber, Getting in and out of ultra sticky situations
MacGruber, The Guy's a Friggin Genious
MACGRUBER!!!!!!!