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Relationship Bases... what are they?

Relationship Bases... what are they?

Question: What are the relationship bases?

Answer: From what I can gather, this changes from person to person, culture to culture, age group to age group, but the most common I found is the following:

• First base = kissing, including open-mouth and french kissing
• Second base = heavy petting and play above the waist, including touching, tickling, feeling, fondling, and caressing the chest, breast, and nipples. Copping a feel, above the waist.
• Third base = petting/orally stimulating below the waist, touching, tickling, feeling, fondling, and caressing the vagina, clitoris, penis, and testicles. Handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, finger-banging, all fit in this category. Not sure if anal stimulation fits in here, or if that's third base and a half.
• Home run = full sexual intercourse.

A funny base answer I found on my search for the truth:

• First Base = Asking each other out.
• Second Base = Saying Yes.
• Third Base = The First Date.
• Home Run = You both really like each other.

MacGruber Theme Song Lyrics!

MacGruber Theme Song Lyrics!



MacGruber, making life saving inventions out of household materials
MacGruber, Getting in and out of ultra sticky situations
MacGruber, The Guy's a Friggin Genious
MACGRUBER!!!!!!!

Is Natalie Imbruglia a Lesbian?

Is Natalie Imbruglia a Lesbian?

I did a Google search. Nothing solid.



So I did some more digging and found out that she is indeed not a lesbian as she was married to the guy from Silverchair. However, they got divorced, so it's possible she swings both ways and he caught her with another woman (speculation).

Next month I will be answering the question, "Is Natalie Imbruglia bi-sexual?"

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How many 'Baldwin' brother actors are there?

How many 'Baldwin' brother actors are there?




Answer: Alec, Stephen, Billy (William), and Daniel = 4

Or:

Gone in 60 Seconds Complete Car List and Codenames

Gone in 60 Seconds Complete Car List and Codenames



The list is from IMDB but on IMDB it's hard to read so I verticalized the list.

The list of cars, with their codenames, is as follows:

1 1999 Aston Martin DB7 - Mary
2 1962 Aston Martin DB1 - Barbara
3 1999 Bentley Arnage - Lindsey
4 1999 Bentley Azure - Laura
5 1964 Bentley Continental - Alma
6 1959 Cadillac El Dorado - Madeline
7 1958 Cadillac El Dorado Brougham - Patricia
8 1999 Cadillac Escalade - Carol
9 2000 Cadillac El Dorado ETC (El Dorado Touring Coupe) - Daniela
10 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Convertible - Stefanie
11 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Erin
12 1953 Chevrolet Corvette - Pamela
13 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Big Block - Stacey
14 2000 Ford F350 4x4 modified pick-up - Anne
15 1971 DeTomaso Pantera - Kate
16 1969 Dodge Daytona - Vanessa
17 1998 Dodge Viper Coupe GTS - Denise
18 1995 Ferrari 355 B - Diane
19 1997 Ferrari 355 F1 - Iris
20 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB4 - Nadine
21 1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello - Angelina
22 1987 Ferrari Testarossa - Rose
23 1956 Ford T-Bird - Susan
24 2000 GMC Yukon - Megan
25 1999 HumVee 2-Door Pickup - Tracy
26 1999 Infiniti Q45 - Rachel
27 1994 Jaguar XJ 220 - Bernadene
28 1999 Jaguar XK8 Coupe - Deborah
29 1990 Lamborghini Diablo - Gina
30 1999 Lexus LS 400 - Hillary
31 1999 Lincoln Navigator - Kimberley
32 1957 Mercedes Benz 300 SL/Gullwing - Dorothy
33 1999 Mercedes Benz CL 500 - Donna
34 1999 Mercedes Benz S 600 - Samantha
35 1998 Mercedes Benz SL 600 - Ellen
36 1950 Mercury Custom - Gabriela
37 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda - Shannon
38 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Jessica
39 1965 Pontiac GTO - Sharon
40 1999 Porsche 996 - Tina
41 2000 Porsche Boxster - Marsha
42 1961 Porsche Speedster - Natalie
43 1988 Porsche 959 - Virginia
44 1997 Porsche 911 Twin Turbo - Tanya
45 2000 Rolls Royce Stretch Limousine - Grace
46 1966 Shelby AC Cobra - Ashley
47 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 - Eleanor
48 2000 Toyota Landcruiser - Cathy
49 1998 Toyota Supra Turbo - Lynn
50 2000 Volvo Turbo Wagon R - Lisa

The greatest Will Ferrell Doctor Skit EVER! "Script"

The greatest Will Ferrell Doctor Skit EVER! "Script"



I didn't write this. I found it on a forum. If somebody did write it, let me know so I can give credit. Or Link to it. Or whatever.

Crazy Doctor

Doctor.....Will Ferrell
Wife.....Maya Rudolph
Husband.....Darrell Hammond
.....Molly Shannon
Mr. Daverhill.....Jimmy Fallon
Mrs. Daverhill.....Renee Zelwegger

[ open on interior, Dr. Beaman's office ]

Doctor: You sure you don't want to use any drugs for the delivery?

Wife: Well.. we thought about it, and we really want to have a natural birth.

Doctor: Funny.. a couple of dopeheads like you.. I thought you would jump at a chance to get high illegally.

Wife: Excuse me! We are not drug addicts!

Doctor: [ twitches ] Huh? I'm sorry.. were you talking to me? Did you just tell me you thought I was attractive?

Husband: She didn't say that!

Doctor: Let's face it, chum.. the ol' Ball and Chain is into OPP, if you catch my drift..

Wife: Hey! You are really..

[ Molly Shannon runs in dressed as a nurse ]

Molly Shannon: Doctor! The Davenhalls have been waiting for nearly an hour!

Doctor: Thank you, Molly Shannon! Send them in right away.

Husband: We're not done!

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry. I double-book my patients so I can make more money and be happier with my life.

Wife: I think we want to switch doctors!

Husband: Yeah!

Doctor: [ stands ] Well.. knock yourself out, toots! But no one knows their way around your gyne-town like me!

Husband: You can't talk to people like that!

Doctor: Well, I just did talk to people like that Now.. scoot! [ pushes the couple out of his office ] Scoot it! Move it on out! [ stretches his arms ] Alright.. that should clear my schedule for the day.. at last, a little Me Time! [ sits down ] Better call Beverly..

[ the Davenhalls enter ]

Mr. Daverhill: Hello!

Mrs. Daverhill: Hi, Doctor!

Doctor: [ looks up ] Oh.. it's you.

Mrs. Daverhill: Is this a bad time?

Doctor: Frankly.. yes.

Mr. Daverhill: You scheduled this time..

Doctor: That is a lie, and you know it! [ sighs ] Since you're here, let's do this..

Mr. Daverhill: I wasn't lying, I.. [ they sit ]

Mrs. Daverhill: Well, everything seems to be pretty good. I can feel the baby kicking!

Doctor: Maybe he'll grow up to be a place-kicker! [ they all laugh at the joke ] ENOUGH!!

Mrs. Daverhill: Could you not yell like that?

Doctor: I have very upsetting and shocking news.

Mr. Daverhill: Oh, my God.. what?

Mrs. Daverhill: What..?

Doctor: After taking over 400 Polaroids of your Choo-Choo, I have detemrined..

Mrs. Daverhill: Excuse me.. what's a "Choo-Choo"?

Doctor: Heaven on Earh, my friend! Some people call it the Love-Llama. Anyway, after taking several hundred photos, I came to a startling conclusion that'll change your lives for- [ phone rings ] Hold on, this'll just take a second.. [ answers phone ] Hello. What? Why, I'd love to change my long-distance service! Yeah. Now? No, now's a great time for me! Hold on.. I've got call-waiting.. [ takes other call ] Hello? Bev-er-ly! My old friend! How are you? Oh, my God! I love Hungry, Hungry Hippos! No, I didn't know they had tournaments.. What?! Third place! That's fabulous! No, I'm completely alone right now. Please go on in great detail! Ohhh.. oh-ho-ho! Ahhhh! Eeeeee!! Ahhhh! [ Mr. Davenhall clears his throat to catch the doctor's attention ] Please stop doing that! What's that, Beverly? Yeah, I've got a couple of.. pieces of trash here in my office.. real stout..

Mrs. Daverhill: We can hear you!

Doctor: The guy's got this bony oblong head. Mmm-hmm. The kind you'd paid money to kick! And the chick's just an old-fashioned fatty, with a face like a rotten bee's nest.

Mr. Daverhill: Hey, you know, come on!

Doctor: Gotta go, old chum. Gott go. See you at the races. And, oh yeah.. sorry about your loss! [ laughs uproariously at the in-joke ] Well, the police were never that bright anyways! Alright, bye now! [ hangs up phone, then begins to hum to himself ]

Mrs. Daverhill: Excuse me?

Doctor: [ looks up ] Aaagghh!! Who the HELL are you?! Molly Shannon! Help me! HELP ME!!

Molly Shannon: [ runs in ] What?!

Doctor: Call the police! There's a couple of greasers here to rob me!!

Molly Shannon: Doctor, these are the Daverhills, you have an appointment with them, remember?

Molly Shannon: Ohhh.. I see. [ relieved ] Whoo!

Molly Shannon: Is there anything else, Doctor?

Doctor: No, I just thought they were greasers. Thank you, Molly Shannon, you are a delight!

Molly Shannon: As are you, sir! [ exits ]

Doctor: Now.. where were we?

Mr. Daverhill: You said you had some startling news for us..?

Doctor: What? Oh, yes! You're not pregnant.

Mrs. Daverhill: [ stunned ] Wha..?

Mr. Daverhill: How is that possible?

Doctor: It happens all the time. One of your kidneys just happens to be shaped like a baby.. and then you started to get fat.

Mrs. Daverhill: But.. we heard the heartbeat, and..

Doctor: That was the bass drum from the Toto cover band that lives next door.

Mr. Daverhill: What are you talking about?

Doctor: I'll be honest.. I don't know.. My mind.. my mind is elsewhere.. I got in a traffic argument this morning. This woman must have been at least 80.. and I slapped her, pretty hard, in the face. And then I ripped all the groceries out of her car and threw them in the street, and backed over them with my Humvee. I feel crummy about it.

Mrs. Daverhill: Well, you probably shouldn't do things like that..

Doctor: You SHUT that SMELLY MOUTH of yours NOW!! Or I'll SLAP YOU!! There I go again..

Mr. Daverhill: What's your deal?

Doctor: What's my deal, Bucko?! I'll tell you what my deal is! I'm gonna go KARATE on your FACE!! THAT'S my DEAL, HONCHO!! Huh?! Is that a good enough DEAL for you?! Huh?! Huh?!

Mr. Daverhill: [ cracking up ] Look.. I don't want to fight you..

Mrs. Daverhill: I think my water broke! Yes, I am having the baby! Ho! That was a contraction! Oh, God!

Doctor: [ jumps out of his chair and screams like a little girl ] What are we gonna do??!! Boil some blankets! Get some tofu! Tape some old episodes of "Benson"! [ Molly Shannon enters ] Molly Shannon, what are we gonna do??!! Tell me this is a dream!

Molly Shannon: Everything's gonna be okay! We're gonna deliver a baby!

Doctor: [ screams ] The HELL I am!! BLOODY MUDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!

Mrs. Daverhill: Is he a real doctor?

Molly Shannon: No, he's not a doctor, but he's an absolute gentlemen. Now, come on, let's get you to the hospital! [ leads the Daverhills out of the office as the Doctor continues to scream ]

Doctor: [ sighs relief as they exit ] That was a tough one! My dogs are barking.. [ sits, pulls socks off and props feet on desk ] Good God, what I put up with. Yee-ikes.

[ fade out ]